RandO Facts for Taft O. Derby
A collection of audio episodes where Dr. Mel Brown (Mom) tells Taft weird, true stories about things that don't make it into textbooks. Each episode picks a theme—strange jobs, wars over stupid reasons, animals that broke science—and unpacks 4-5 stories that sound fake but aren't.
Started because of that two-hour car ride back from Logan where we went from discriminant AI to Michelin stars to the Korean War with no map between them. This is that conversation, extended. Some episodes will drop daily. Some weekly. Some whenever there's a good theme worth chasing.
No fluff. No listicles. Just: here's what happened, here's why it matters, here's what it says about how people work.
The audio is AI-narrated after the intro. The intro is Mom. The rest is built so you can listen at 1.5x if you want, or save them for later, or ignore them entirely. They'll be here when you want them.
Named after you. Made for you. Kept going because... why not! I love you, Rooney!
RandO Facts for Taft O. Derby
Too Weird to Be Real: When Nature Broke the Rulebook
George Shaw took scissors to the first platypus specimen in 1798—not to dissect it, but to check for stitches. It looked too wrong to be real. The bombardier beetle shoots boiling chemicals from a rotating turret. The mantis shrimp punches so fast it creates temperatures approaching the surface of the sun. Tardigrades survived ten days in space, then walked away. This episode covers animals so fundamentally impossible they forced scientists to rewrite the rulebook. Nature doesn't care about our categories. It cares about what works.
Content Notice
This episode discusses biological science and evolutionary adaptations in accessible terms.
Let's see what the world's been hiding.